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Claudia Auditore da Firenze
16 August 2011 @ 08:08 pm
Two days now. What could this all mean? This network, it is not just me who ponders this. We need to start getting together, and trying to figure if this is a joke or if this is serious.
 
 
Claudia Auditore da Firenze
04 August 2011 @ 08:34 pm
[It sounds like this might be an accidental trigger of her audio device. Uh, she's not exactly savvy okay. Her voice is distant, as though the device is beside her or on her belt.]

No, if you wish for company the entire evening, it will be far more. If you are looking for whores, there are plenty on the street. The women here are companions. You pay for company and conversation, not their mouths around your pene.

[There's a male voice speaking, but his words are inaudible. Something loud crashes to the floor. There's a gasp from Claudia, before her voice flattens to bsnsmode.]

It is clear you must have this phrased another way.

[Before the audio clicks off violently, there's a lot of a dude screaming, and a lot more crashes. Yeah.]
 
 
Current Location: Rosa Rampicante in Tayon
 
 
Claudia Auditore da Firenze
07 July 2011 @ 03:46 am
I have opened business in the Tayon and Center-City junction part of Desai.

If you are looking for the innocent company of a woman for the evening, please come to the Rosa Rampicante on Millennium Avenue, just before it clears into pure Tayon. My business is entirely legal, and my girls are very eager to socialize.

If you need a job, and are of the appropriate type that I am looking for, please feel free to stop by as well.
 
 
Current Location: Rosa Rampicante
 
 
Claudia Auditore da Firenze
02 July 2011 @ 02:38 pm
I have been told there is a celebration coming to Desai, and that it is in relation to some Earth celebration. Independence day? Fourth of July? Could someone explain this more? I am told it is specifically related to the new world discovered but some years ago.

Perhaps now would be the time to set up shop, but I am afraid I do not know the law here regarding courtesans.
 
 
Current Location: Rituana, Desai
 
 
Claudia Auditore da Firenze
19 June 2011 @ 09:36 pm
      [The video clicks on, but it becomes very obvious, very quick, that no one intended it to be turned on. As the video focuses, all you can see are the feet of a man and his trousers, and heavy duty boots on someone else.]

MAN'S VOICE: And then you use this button--

WOMAN'S VOICE: [with a very prominent Italian accent] This makes no sense, why do I even need this devil's device?

MAN: ...it's technology, and it keeps you connected with the entire city.

WOMAN: Does no one use their mouths here?

MAN: Well, yes. But instead of using horses and written mail carriers, we use vehicles with their own power and this.

      [The image shifts and shudders through its auto-focus until Claudia Auditore comes into view... upside down.]]

CLAUDIA: What is this flashing beam? It's red.

MAN: That's the... just... [The image shifts again to the man, who is a Travel Agency Introduction Representative for newcomers unaccustomed to the technology available in Desai.] Let me turn this off. But first, say hello since this is posting.

      [The view goes rightside up as it hits Claudia again. She looks absolutely baffled.]

CLAUDIA: Hello to...?

MAN: The others who connect to this... otherworldly network for communication. Look at the red light. Once you do so, I'll show you how to talk to others.

CLAUDIA: [squints, looks at the red light.] Hello... If you see or hear this... however, do you know this city well? I could use someone other than the fools here to teach me about the city.

MAN: ...wow, thanks.

      [The footage ends, comments are open.]